budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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(via sassprincess)

magicul:

when someone says something to offend you but you pretend you don’t care

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(via sorry)

    parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
    clock: 11:01
    me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now